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成人笑话|The First Time

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A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously1, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments(服饰,衣着) over the back of a chair, a light rap(轻敲) sounded on the door and a young doctor strode(大步走,跨越) in.

Coming to an abrupt2 halt, the doctor looked his nude3 patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation4.

Miss Jones, he said finally, it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination.


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